Amsterdam couples massage for the evening you are both free again
One of you spends the day in a room with a badge on. The other spends it walking a city neither of you lives in. This site is built for the hours after that, when you are back in the same room and the evening has already been arranged instead of being worked out while both of you are tired.
At the door
- 40 to 60Minutes, centre
- OutcallHotel rooms, apartments
- 23Therapists
- 24/7Every evening
The two of you, one therapist
- 3601 hour
- 7202 hours
- 1,0803 hours
- 2,500Overnight (8h)
Tax is already inside every figure.
Printed on the first sheet
Amsterdam couples massage, arranged around a working week
A trip shared this way splits in half before the plane has landed. One of you arrives with a badge, a room number and a schedule fixed weeks ago. The other arrives with free mornings, a city to walk and an evening nobody has claimed. The hours the two of you genuinely share are narrow, and they fall at the end of a day when neither of you wants to start organising anything.
So the organising happens earlier, in writing, while one of you is between sessions and the other is sitting somewhere with a coffee. A name from the roster, a length, a start time and the whole figure are settled in that thread. By the time you are both back in the room, there is nothing left to work out.
The one at work
A working day ends when the last session overruns, so the hour is set with a margin rather than on the dot. Give the time you expect to be through the door and the arrival is planned backwards from it.
An evening that begins at nine still leaves a clean night in front of an early start.
The one with free days
Most of these evenings are arranged by whichever of you has the afternoon free to arrange them. Writing early costs nothing and holds a name while that name is still open.
If it is meant to be a surprise, say so in the thread and nothing goes to the other phone.
The evening you share
A room with two people in it is a different booking from a room with one, and it is staffed and priced as one. You take a therapist between you, or a therapist each, and that is decided while you write rather than at the door.
Everything the session needs arrives in the bag she carries.
On the back of the sheet
How an evening is fixed
One message does the whole of it. There is no form to fill in, no account to open and nothing to arrange downstairs before she arrives.
Writing
Send the date, the hour, how long you want, the address, and whether there are two of you. The reply names who is free that evening, what the total comes to, and how long she will take to reach you.
The booking page lists the five facts a first message needs.
Arrival
Forty to sixty minutes from an agreed booking to a knock, the same span in every central district. She crosses the lobby dressed like any other guest and goes to the number you gave her.
A room at a Schiphol airport hotel sits outside that span and is arranged on its own terms, with the journey time settled in writing first.
Settling
Half the fee confirms an evening booked more than a day ahead, and the balance is handed over once she is in the room. A booking carries one move, and it has to be asked for while the evening is still more than a day away, onto a date no further off than a fortnight.
What a cancellation keeps depends on the notice you gave, and the booking terms set out the scale.
Where she goes
- Amsterdam Centrum
- Jordaan
- Oud-Zuid
- De Pijp
- Zuidas
- Leidseplein
- Rembrandtplein
- Dam Square
- Vondelpark
- Red Light District
- Schiphol hotels
Anywhere inside the ring carries the same arrival span and the same figure, whichever side of the water the room is on.
The third sheet
Which evening of the week is yours
The first night
Arrival day is rarely the night for it. One of you has flown, the other has unpacked for both, and the schedule starts early. An hour of oil work is the sensible length here if you want anything at all.
The middle of the week
These are the evenings work tends to take: a dinner, a reception, a table with colleagues already around it. Whichever one is left over is the evening worth writing about, and it is usually clear by Monday which one that will be.
The last night, or the added weekend
Nothing waits on the far side of it, and that changes what is worth booking. Ninety minutes or two hours reads differently when neither of you owes anybody a morning, and the longer formats on the menu are built for exactly that gap.
A couples massage with a therapist each takes far less elapsed time than one therapist working through both of you, which is worth knowing when the evening is short. Both of you must be twenty-one or over, and she decides what a session includes and says where her limits are before it begins.
Prints on the desk
Twenty-three names
The last strip
The figures
One therapist between you
A therapist each
- Hours past the third are charged at the same hourly rate as the ones before them, so 360 euros each for the two of you with one therapist and 720 with a therapist each, and they can be added when the booking is agreed or later in the evening if her hours still have room in them.
- Two of you sharing one therapist is 360 euros an hour and 2,500 euros for the eight hour block. Say in the opening message that there are two of you, because it changes the arrangement as well as the figure.
- A therapist each is 720 euros an hour: 1,440 across two hours, 2,160 across three and 5,760 for a whole night. Two evenings have to line up rather than one, so it wants notice: ask earlier than you would for a single therapist.
- Two therapists working on one guest is 360 euros an hour between them, and 2,880 for the eight hour block. It is a different booking from a therapist each, at a different figure.
- The eight hour block is one fixed figure rather than the hourly rate left running until somebody checks the time, and where in the night the hours sit is your decision.
- The clock and the calendar add nothing. A Saturday evening, a public holiday and a Tuesday afternoon all carry the same figure, and nothing is charged for her journey anywhere inside the ring.
- Outcall only, to the room the two of you are already staying in. Schiphol and the airport hotels carry the same rates and are arranged rather than quoted, with the length of the journey agreed with you before an hour is fixed.
Read against the week
- On a working trip
- Booked by the plus-one
- After a conference day
- The added weekend
- Before an early meeting
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